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Welcome to Salon Luna

Where your pampered pooch will feel like a star!

Our Bath, Brush & More package includes a basic shampoo; blow dry; 15-minute brush; nail trim; top-of-foot-hair trim; between-pad-hair trim; ear cleaning; sideburn trim and anal gland cleaning. Umm\u2026 just kidding on that last part! :)

Please excuse our outdated vinyl floor and our brightly colored beach towel. We are currently waiting to win the lottery so we can renovate the ~~laundry room~~ salon.

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Welcome to Salon Luna

Where your pampered pooch will feel like a star!

Please excuse our outdated vinyl floor and our brightly colored beach towel. We are currently waiting to win the lottery so we can renovate the ~~laundry room~~ salon.

Sideburns - according to Wikipedia and the \u2018Urban Dictionary\u2019 - are patches of facial hair grown on the sides of a man's face, extending from the hairline to below the ears, and worn with an un bearded chin. The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who was *clearly* a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns\u2026(?)

$\"Ambrose\"$ Many Different Forms of sideburns include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies. I would like to add a new style to this list called the Dogburns.

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Yes, you know what I am talking about, as I\u2019m sure all of your pretty little pooches have had them at one point. I hadn\u2019t really noticed them growing down the side of my blonde girls face until my Mother had told me over the phone that I really needed to trim Luna\u2019s sideburns. Oh gasp, my dog has sideburns?! Not any more!!

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I quickly gathered my hair trimming tools: comb, razor, and thinning shears and went to town.

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No more manly \u2018burns for Luna.

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Sideburns - according to Wikipedia and the ‘Urban Dictionary’ - are patches of facial hair grown on the sides of a man's face, extending from the hairline to below the ears, and worn with an un bearded chin. The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who was *clearly* a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns…(?)

Ambrose Many Different Forms of sideburns include: Astroturf, Handlebars, Chinstraps, Stripes, American Flags, and Naked Ladies. I would like to add a new style to this list called the Dogburns.

Yes, you know what I am talking about, as I’m sure all of your pretty little pooches have had them at one point. I hadn’t really noticed them growing down the side of my blonde girls face until my Mother had told me over the phone that I really needed to trim Luna’s sideburns. Oh gasp, my dog has sideburns?! Not any more!!

I quickly gathered my hair trimming tools: comb, razor, and thinning shears and went to town.

No more manly ‘burns for Luna.